10 reasons why being a mom is a tougher job than sitting in a cubicle.

I read a similar list somewhere relating to something else and thought of putting my own twist to it ;)

1. I put a night out for every single day for the first three months of joining.
2. My boss regularly screams at me, sometimes for hours on end.
3. The clock does not stop ticking at 5:30 pm. Or 8:30 pm. Or 11:30 pm.
4. I have to clean the shit my boss makes.
5. My rest-room breaks have to be pre-approved by my boss.
6. I can eat only when my boss has finished eating and has gone off to take a nap.
7. While my boss naps, I need to do more work
8. No weekends.
9. I need to take my boss with me on my vacation.
10. I signed a life-time contract that the smartest-ass lawyer in the world can't get me out of